Thank you so much for all your condolences regarding Small Head Ted. They mean so much to Liana and me.

It turns out people who knew Ol' Ted previously read my tribute to him and contacted us.

Boy were we wrong about Old Skeds having a woman owner.

- Teddy had two previous male owners.
- They both passed away.

I always felt like Teddy was waiting for his owner to come back. Teddy was just waiting for me to die and threw in all his cards with Liana. That explains a lot. It makes me love him so much more, but also makes me sad I didn't know this when he was alive.

Farewell, Small Head Ted. It was an honor sharing part of my life with part of yours.

-Don (Not a Dog)

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