Thank you to everyone who was angry about something this winter!!!! Make sure to register for March 2024 Angerfest NOW!!!!

Perhaps it’s not appropriate to call February the “Runt Month.” Maybe it’s not cool to call the smallest dog in the litter The Runt these days. But it’s true.

And February is the shortest month because Roman emperors like Julius and Augustus stole days to make months named after them longer and therefore better.

And BTW, Julius Ceasar committed genocide by killing 1 million of 3 million Gauls and I’ve never heard of anyone wanting to rename his salad or casino.

ANYWAY.

In our foppish newsletter this month:

1) Trying to make Leap Year a national Holiday / Combating Shape-Shifting Aliens

2) A serious recounting of the January 10th and 13th Storms through photos of the Boothbay Register for all of you “From Away.”

3) WE LOVE HATE MAIL! - “The Scumhaven CT Journal Investigates: Boothbay Harbor”

4) It’s Free Shippin’ February. Also all our Lupine 3/4” leashes are on sale. Don’t miss it, bub.

5) Sniffin’ Around Tha Haba: FREE bumper stickers and I put forth my case that Marz is trying to kill me.

6) The Harbor Dogs’ Stories: It’s my month at the helm and I explore “Contemporary Boothbay Harbor Folklore for Dummies.” Not a dog in any of the three stories: Stacy of the Skies, King Philip’s Abomination, and The Wreck of the Old 88.

So get off yer duff and don’t let yer meat loaf.

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