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JUSTICE CLARENCE THOMAS: OH DEAR GOD!!!! CAVANAUGH'S TURNING INTO A POSSUM!!!!! GET A BROOM!!!!
RETIRED JUSTICE SOUTER: HAND ME ANOTHER WHIPPET AND TURN UP THE PROCOL HARUM, MAN. LIKE WOW. GROOVY.
ASSOCIATE JUSTICE SAMUEL ALITO: IS IT A VIOLATION OF A PASSENGER'S 1st AMENDMENT RIGHTS FOR AN AIRLINE TO FORCE THAT PASSENGER TO STOP READING THE PORNOGRAPHIC MAGAZINE "SWANK" ON A CROWDED FLIGHT, EVEN IF HE BOUGHT THE MAGAZINE AT THE AIRPORT TERMINAL?
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