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PET CANINES AND FELINES EXPERIENCE A HIGH DEGREE OF SATISFACTION AFTER CONSUMING A "TREAT." THIS HAS BEEN DEMONSTRATED REPEATEDLY BY THE 10-YEAR $40 BILLION STUDY BY McDONNELL DOUGLAS THAT WAS THE FRONT FOR DEVELOPING THE "DIRTBAG" MISSILE THAT WAS A HUGE FAILURE BUT WAS PRETTY FUNNY IF YOU TAKE LSD AND THINK ABOUT IT UNTIL YOUR BRAIN SIZZLES.
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