The latest song I sang to Marz (To the Batman TV series Theme):

Na na na na na na na na na na na na FUDGIE!
FUDGIE,
FUDGIE....

Then there's the Fuzzy Wuzzy concord:

Fudgie Wudgie Was a Dog
Fudgie Wudgie was a Hog
Fudgie Wudgie wasn't really Fudgie
Was he?

In other news, Marz had his first day of Doggie Daycare at The Coastal Dog in Edgecomb. We were hoping it would dispel some of his infinite energy. And we were worried he would lay waste to the place and traumatize the staff.

Neither happened.

Both Wendy and Alesia said he got along well with all the dogs and played hard all day.

But when I picked him up, he was still a huge ball of energy.

He whined when we went over the Southport bridge. When I stopped at Robinson's Wharf, he was upright and alert in the front seat the whole time I was there, despite being fed a side of green beans and tomatoes, and a generous smoked dog bone.

When we got home, he was bouncing off the walls and bringing me toys. I went for a long, hot shower to rinse off the scum and sadness that accumulates on me when I am exposed to an unrelenting general public.

As soon as I got relaxed and the shampoo on my giant, freakish head, he dropped his beloved Kick-Fetch through the curtain and into the shower. It's his favorite toy of all time this week. And I couldn't be happier as it was Coal's as well.

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